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My Mommy, her dressing woes and undying love for me


Ami: Hinaaaa!!! Mujhe maaro… maaro mujhe!! Mai kitnay kapre banwati hoon, inka mai kya karon gi? Mai marr gayi tau inka kya hoga?

Me: Ami mai pehan loon gi ! *hides under bed*

Ami: Haan! HAAN!!! Tum hi pehanna. Inko alter karwa lena.

Me: What? o_O *crawls out from under the bed*

Ami: Haan mai keh rahi hoon. Inko alter karwa lena, Razzaq Uncle (our tailor) ko bolna ke inko tumhare naap pe alter kar den. Aur kehna paisay munasib len zaahir hai Maa nahi hai tumhari ab tau chahiyeh unhain ke munasib karain!

Me: AMI YE AAP KYA KEH RAHI HAIN?

Ami: *Looks at clothes* Sigh.

Me: Ami kya aap ko waqai lagta hai mujhe kapron ki fikar hogi us waqt?

Ami: Nahi nahi mujhe pata hai tum bohat dukhi hogi. Par in kapron ka kya hoga? Classes bhi tau hoti hain tumhari. Tum zaroor pehanna inhain acha alter karwa ke mai darzi ko khud bhi bol don gi!

Me: o_O. :-|. :'(. I love you Mommy! Ami mai marr gayi tau aap kya karain gi?

Ami: Arey dafna den gay tumhain aur kya! *rolls eyes*

Me: ….

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