Ammi, Abbu aur unki pyaari si beti trolled!

Me (after doing some important work for Abbu): *ghoors*

Abbu: Aakhir ko kaam aa hi jaati ho!

Me: Hawn hawn. Mai nahi hoti paida tau kya hota aap logon ka hain?

Abbu: *Phay phay phain* (it is this weird laugh he does!)

Me: What phay phay phay? -____-

Abbu: Tum nahi hoti tau koi aur meri tumse bhi achi wali beti hoti!

Me: o_O HAW! AMMIIIII!!!! Sun rahi hain aap?

Ammi: Kya hua meri jaan?

Me: Ap ne suna ap ke shohar kya keh rahay hain?

Ammi: Kya keh rahay hain?

Me: Keh rahay hain mai nahi hoti tau koi aur hoti mujhse achi unki beti -_-

Ammi (hands on her face totally overacting): ALLAH NAHI!

Me: -____-

Ammi (full of mamta): Tumse achi beti tau mai paida kar hi nahi sakti!

Me: Apne shohar se bolain!

Ammi: O Shohar! Is se achi beti..

Me: Yawr Ammi! Andar jaa k daantain na unhain -___-

Ammi: O acha! *goes in his room* Sun lo Shohar! Is se achi beti mai paida nahi kar sakti *hits Abbu on his back lightly with a bag of green chillies*

Abbu: *Phay phay phain*

Ammi: *bursts out laughing*

Me: -________________-