One thing I absolutely HATE about Ukraine (and possibly other firangi lands too) is well this:
WHAT IS THIS YAWR? I’ll tell you what it is!!! It’s dumb and stupid. A thousand chappairs for the freak who came up with this idea! Another thousand for those who willingly follow it. I mean SERIOUSLY? It’s like treating your bum like royalty.
“Greetings Sire! Please poop in this pot Sire.”
“Wipe yourself, pick up your bum and put it in the pot next to it Sire!”
“Wash and dry yourself, Sire.”
“Good day Sire!”
I mean COME ON!!!!