I am a turtle. It may seem like I have a hard exterior but really I am all mushy inside. The shell you see is only to protect me. Sometimes, when I am scared I hide inside. For days. I cannot keep up with the world I am too slow on land. But I can … Continue reading
My heart is lattu for you goes, Ispin ispin ispin, Tere bin na katain, Mere raat aur din, Dil ne maari cheekh, Jab chubhi pyaar ki pin, O baby, Ab thook bhi do ghussa in dustbin, O baby, It’s time to do shaadi, Before hojaye koyi sin … *Dhinchak dhinchak* Forgive me but my Bhaiyya … Continue reading
One of my closest (read: demetend, retarded) friend wrote this and ofcourse had to share it with me. When I read it today after so many years I almost fell off the chair laughing. Read at your own risk :P Ohhhhhh khochee, mein tujh pe qurbaan, Teri neeli zulfein aur kaali zabaan! Ohh meri laila … Continue reading
Jab mai choti bachi thi, Mann ki bilkul sachi thi, Aqal se thori kachi thi, Jab mai choti bachi thi. Har waqt khaila karti thi, Tehri roti baila karti thi, Bhaiyyon ko khoob satati thi, Phir un se maar bhi khaati thi, Jab mai choti bachi thi. School janay ki thi shoqeen, Parhai, dost aur … Continue reading
Dear future hubby, I hate traveling in cars. Or buses or jeeps. I cannot travel by road in short. Absolutely loathe it. Even if its a five minutes drive, I hate everything about it. The cold sweats, the painful stomach cramps, the heavy eyes. The AC inside, the heat outside. The traffic bothers me, the … Continue reading
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